2) What won't break if you throw it off the highest building in the world, but will break if you place it in the ocean?
3) A young woman goes to sleep on a lounge chair outside of her cabin in the middle of summer. She slept for only an hour, but when she woke up, it was the middle of winter. How is this possible?
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ANSWERS: 1) A mushroom 2) A tissue 3) She was sleeping outside of her cabin on a boat. As she was sleeping, it crossed the equater, hence changing seasons.
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