Q. What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pit bull? A. Lipstick.
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Why is it when you turn on the TV you see ads for telephone companies, and when you turn on the radio you hear ads for TV shows, and when you get put on hold on the phone you hear a radio station?
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A UNC student went to an eye doctor to have her eyes checked for glasses. The doctor directed her to read various letters with the left eye while covering the right eye. This student was so mixed up on which eye was which that the eye doctor in disgust took a paper sack with a hole to see through, covered up the appropriate eye and asked her to read the letters.
As he did so, he noticed the student had tears streaming down her face. "Look," said the doctor, "there's no need to get emotional about getting glasses."
"I know," agreed the UNC student, "But I kind of had my heart set on wire frames."
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Goodbye for now & Happy Rapturous Autumn!!! Your friend, confidant, & cohort, Howdy (probably spurious) P.S. I am reading a very interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
JFK said in his inaugural address that "the rights of man do not come from the genrosity of the state but from the hand of God. We dare not forget we are heirs of that first revolution. The word should go forth to our friends and foes alike: that the torch has been passed to a new generation of Americans, born in this century, tempered by war, disciplined by a hard and bitter peace, proud of our ancient heritage and unwilling to permit the slow undoing of those human rights to which this nation has always been committed. We shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, to assure the survival and successs of liberty."