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The day of the Lord will come like a thief. The heavens will
disappear with a roar; the elements will be destroyed by fire,
and the earth and everything in it will be laid bare. Since
everything will be destroyed in this way, what kind of people
ought you to be? You ought to live holy and godly lives.
--2 Peter 3:10-11

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TRIVIA:

During Ronald Reagan's presidency, the White House purchased
12 tons of jelly beans.

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Papaya leaves and unripe papaya have an enzyme called papain
that breaks down protein in meat to make it tender. That's
why papaya can be used as a meat tenderizer.

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An ant can survive for up to two weeks underwater.


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Extra Toes

The favorite horses of both Alexander the Great (Bucephalos)
and Julius Caesar both had atavistic mutations- extra toes.
Horses normally have only one toe per foot, but are descended
from horses with three or four toes on each limb.

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Closest Star

Proxima Centauri is the closest star to Earth (outside our
solar system), but it is too small to be seen without a
telescope.

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Leaning Tower of Pisa

In 1931, an industrialist named Robert Ilg built a half-size
replica of the Leaning Tower of Pisa outside Chicago and
lived in it for several years. The tower is still there.






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While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside
restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the
restaurant and resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly
woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table, and she
didn't miss them until after they had been driving about
twenty minutes.

By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite
a distance before they could find a place to turn around in
order to return to the restaurant to retrieve her glasses. All
the way back, the elderly husband became the classic grouchy
old man. He fussed and complained and scolded his wife
relentlessly during the entire return drive. The more he
chided her, the more agitated he became. He just wouldn't
let up for one minute.

To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant. And as
the woman got out of the car and hurried inside to retrieve
her glasses, the old geezer yelled to her ........"While you're
in there, you might as well get my hat and credit card.."









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Pythagorean theorem : 24 Words

The Lord's Prayer : 66 Words

Archimedes' Principle : 67 Words

The 10 Commandments : 179 Words

The Gettysburg Address : 286 Words

The Declaration of Independence : 1,300 Words

The U. S. Government regulations on the sale of cabbage : 26,911 Words









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Trust in yourself and you are doomed to disappointment;
trust in money and you may have it taken from you;
but trust in God, and you are never to be confounded
in time or eternity. - D.L. Moody




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--Martin Luther -

Born: November 10, 1483
Died: February 18, 1546

Protestant reformer. Martin Luther was the first and greatest
figure in the 16th-century Reformation. A composer of
commentaries on Scripture, theology, and ecclesiastical
abuses, a hymnologist, and a preacher, from his own time to
the present he has been a symbol of Protestantism. In 1505,
he made a decision that changed the course of his life
radically: he decided to enter the Augustinian monastery in
Erfurt. This decision shaped the rest of his life, and his
search for a merciful God and His Will culminated in the
development of the Reformation of the Church. Luther's negative
personal experiences with the ecclesiastical means of grace
resulted in not only increasing criticism of the deplorable
state of affairs within the church but above all to a
fundamental reconsideration of medieval theology.

The most important and influential event since Biblical times
to the present occurred when Luther stood before the Pope
(the most powerful man in the world at that time - when he
spoke, kings trembled) and stated after being told to recant
his teachings/views, "Here I stand - I can do no other."
This event were more consequential and changed the course
of history more than the invention of the printing press, the
discovery/use of the A-Bomb, or either World War (as
important as these events were)!!! - Howdy http://xrl.us/dyt2








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Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain
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A Thanksgiving Hymn


"Have you cut the wheat in the blowing fields,
The barley, the oats and rye,
The golden corn and the pearly rice?
For the winter days are nigh."
"We have reaped them all from shore to shore,
And the grain is safe on the threshing floor."

"Have you gathered the berries from the vine
And the fruits from the orchard trees,
The dew and the scent from the roses and thyme
In the hive of the honey-bees?"
"The peach and the plum and the apple are ours,
And the honey-comb from the scented flowers."

"The wealth of the snowy cotton-field
And the gift of the sugar-cane,
The savory herb and nourishing root -
There has nothing been given in vain,
We have gathered the harvest from shore to shore,
And the measure is full and running o’er."

Then lift up the head with a song!
And lift up the hands with a gift!
To the ancient giver of all
The spirit of gratitude lift!
For the joy and promise of Spring,
For the hay and clover sweet,
The barley, the rye, and the oats,
The rice and the corn and the wheat,
The cotton and sugar and fruit,
The flowers and the fine honeycomb,
The country, so fair and so free,
The blessing and the glory of home,
"Thanksgiving! Thanksgiving! Thanksgiving!"
Joyfully, gratefully call,
"To God, the preserver of men,"
The bountiful Father of all."







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George Washington Carver looked to the Creator for wisdom.
Overcoming huge obstacles, he changed the face of agriculture.
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At a beach, sea kisses fine sand and the bare feet seal a story. The outcome (the footprints) looks grand. Thus nature creates the metaphors that are incredible rich with insights into the mystery of our inner world that shape everything we see.
There is just one problem. We can either enjoy the art of prints we left, or move further by leaving the beauty of our marks on sand to other. The painter can either paint or involve himself in collecting what others say about his work. Such way we become either the stars or just the people in awe towards the magical heaven.
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The author Edgar Rice Burroughs used to own a ranch near Hollywood in
southern California, where he wrote his famous stories about Tarzan
of the Apes. In 1928, the town surrounding his ranch was officially
incorporated and chose for itself the name Burroughs had given his
ranch: Tarzana.

Burroughs was a prolific author with a profoundly creative
imagination. His first published story, originally titled "Dejah
Thoris, Princess of Mars," was published as "Under The Moons of Mars"
in 1912. His first Tarzan story appeared in October the same year.

In addition to 26 books about Tarzan and numerous science fiction
stories set on Mars or Venus, Burroughs also wrote caveman stories,
westerns, horror stories, and others that are harder to classify.
The town of Tarzana is a fitting memorial to this man who so enriched
American popular literature.

Tarzan's official web site:
http://www.tarzan.org/
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But these are written so that you may
believe that Jesus is the Messiah, the
Son of God, and that by believing in
Him you will have life. Jn 20:31

Seek the Lord while He may be found;
call on Him while He is near. Let the
wicked forsake his way and the evil
man his thoughts. Let him turn to the
Lord, and He will have mercy on him,
and to our God, for He will freely
pardon. "For My thoughts are not
your thoughts, neither are your ways
My ways," declares the Lord. "As the
heavens are higher than the earth, so
are My ways higher than your ways
and My thoughts than your thoughts.
As the rain and the snow come down
from heaven, and do not return to it
without watering the earth and making
it bud and flourish, so that it yields seed
for the sower and bread for the eater,
so is My word that goes out from My
mouth: It will not return to Me empty,
but will accomplish what I desire and
achieve the purpose for which I sent it.
You will go out in joy and be led forth
in peace; the mountains and hills will
burst into song before you, and all the
trees of the field will clap their hands.
Instead of the thornbush will grow the
pine tree, and instead of briers the myrtle
will grow. This will be for the Lord's
renown, for an everlasting sign, which
will not be destroyed." Is 55

O Lord, you have searched me and you
know me. You know when I sit and when
I rise; you perceive my thoughts from afar.
You discern my going out and my lying
down; you are familiar with all my ways.
Before a word is on my tongue you know
it completely, O Lord. You hem me in -
behind and before; you have laid your
hand upon me. Such knowledge is too
wonderful for me, too lofty for me to attain.

Where can I go from your Spirit? Where
can I flee from your presence? If I go up
to the heavens, you are there; if I make
my bed in the depths, you are there.

If I rise on the wings of the dawn,
if I settle on the far side of the sea,
even there your hand will guide me,
your right hand will hold me fast.

If I say, "Surely the darkness will hide
me and the light become night around
me," even the darkness will not be dark
to you; the night will shine like the day,
for darkness is as light to you. For you
created my inmost being; you knit me
together in my mother's womb. I praise
you because I am fearfully and wonderfully
made; your works are wonderful, I know
that full well. My frame was not hidden
from you when I was made in the secret
place. When I was woven together in the
depths of the earth, your eyes saw my
unformed body. All the days ordained
for me were written in your book before
one of them came to be.

How precious to me are your thoughts,
O God! How vast is the sum of them!
Were I to count them, they would
outnumber the grains of sand. When
I awake, I am still with you. Search me,
O God, and know my heart; test me
and know my anxious thoughts. See
if there is any offensive way in me,
and lead me in the way everlasting.
Ps 139

But indeed for this purpose I have raised you up,
that I may show My power in you, and that My
Name may be declared in all the earth. Ex 9:16


When I survey the wondrous cross
On which the Prince of Glory died,
My richest gain I count but loss,
And pour contempt on all my pride.

Were the whole realm of nature mine,
That were a present far too small:
Love so amazing, so divine,
Demands my soul, my life, my all.
- - Isaac Watts


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