A salesman came to UNC* English prof's office selling books. The salesman goes into his sales pitch about how this one book he has would do half of the prof's work for him.
The prof ponders this for a minute and then he says "Are you sure this book will do half of my work for me?"
"YES SIR Absolutely!" answers the salesman.
The prof said "Well now in that case I reckon I'll take me two of them books!"
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*UNC is the University of North Carolina in Chapel Hill. Specializing in a wide range of degree programs including: B.A. A.H.F.(Advanced Hamburger Flipping), N.U.T., A.P.E., B.R.C. (Bar Room Conversations), etc. Institution was founded in 1898 for sons/daughters of local Chapel Still politicians that were unable to qualify for the more prestigious institutions of higher learning such as Duke, Wake Forest, and N.C. State.
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