Setting off the alarm while passing through a metal detector at McCarran Intl. Airport in Las Vegas, a traveling UNC grad was asked by a security agent if she had any change.
"Shoot," the UNC grad says, turning towards her husband, I told you we should of gone to Florida instead.....everyone here expects to be tipped."
The Iranian government just announced that they are going to slow down Internet access speed because they don't want Iranians to have good Internet service. Apparently, the government is so serious about this they are making all Iranians subscribe to AOL.