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Unhappy Bride



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A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.
When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.
Her mother asked, "How was the honeymoon?"

"Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful!
So romantic..."

Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as
we
returned Sam started using the most horrible language...
things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4
letter words! You've got to come get me and take me
home.... Please mama!"

"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me,
what
could be so awful? What 4-letter words?"

"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter,
"I'm so embarrassed they're just too awful! Come get me,
please!"

"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset....
Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"

Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, mama...words like DUST,
WASH, IRON, COOK...!"





Comments:
The sign in a Norwegian lounge reads:
"Ladies are requested not to have
children in the bar."

Tacked on the door of a Moscow hotel room:
"If this is your first visit to the U.S.S.R., you
are welcome to it."

An airline ticket office in Copenhagen
reminds you: "We take your bags and
send them in all directions."

In a certain African hotel you may choose
between: "A room with a view on the sea
or the backside of the country."

A sign on a clothing store in Brussels read:
"Come inside and have a fit."

A hotel notice in Madrid informs: "If you
wish disinfection enacted in your presence,
please cry out for the chambermaid."

This notice was posted on a Rumanian
hotel elevator: "The lift is being fixed for
the next days. During that time we regret
that you will be unbearable."

The room service in a Lisbon hotel tells you:
"If you wish for breakfast, lift the telephone
and ask for room service. This will be
enough for you to bring your food up."

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Rejoice in the Lord your God, for He has given you the autumn
rains in righteousness. He sends you abundant showers, both
autumn and spring rains. --Joel 2

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Two trucks loaded with a thousand copies of Roget's Thesaurus
collided as they left a New York publishing house last Thursday,
according to the Associated Press.

Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied..

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*The only vertebrates (animals with a spinal cord) that are known to
be able to re-grow an entire lost limb as an adult are the newts and
salamanders (Class Caudata).

If a newt's leg is removed, cells near the injury convert to an
almost embryonic state, losing whatever special qualities they had as
skin, muscle, or nerve tissue. These new "baby" cells then begin
dividing, and as they divide they re-specialize into new bone,
muscle, cartilage, nerves, and so on.

No one knows exactly how the regeneration works, but it seems to have
something to do with changes in the blood. When blood begins to clot
at an injury, substances are released that cause cells to start
dividing to heal the injury. In a newt, the cells return to an
embryonic state at the same time. What a fantastic Creator the newt has.


Learn more about newts, salamanders, and other amphibians:
http://www.ucmp.berkeley.edu/vertebrates/tetrapods/amphibintro.html
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In any organization there will always be one person who knows
what is going on.

This person must be fired.

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Something that is lithe bends readily. This adjective describes
someone or something that is able to move and bend with ease.
Near synonyms include: pliant, limber, supple, and flexible.
Example: "Adrian found he was more lithe if he stretched out
before and after a game."

Lithe can also describe a person who is light, graceful, and flexible
-- like a dancer or gymnast. Near synonyms of this sense include
agile, nimble and Algore (when confronted about his daily exaggerations).

Lithe has been in use by the English since before 900. The
Middle English lith was a variant on the Old English lithe
(flexible, mild).

Learn more about stretching and flexibility so that you too can be lithe:
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In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
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What's Hidden in the Shadows
Radical Islam and U.S. Prisons

September 26, 2006


I don't usually make predictions, but here's one I'll venture: If, God forbid, an attack by home-grown Islamist radicals occurs on American soil, many, if not most, of the perpetrators will have converted to Islam while in prison.

I am hardly going out on a limb here. I said this first in 2001. The spread of an especially virulent form of Islam within American prisons is obvious to those of us who have spent time in these prisons. It's the rest of American society that is in denial. Now, thanks to a new study, ignorance is no longer an option.

The study, titled "Out of the Shadows," concluded that "the U.S. . . . is at risk of facing the sort of homegrown terrorism currently plaguing other countries." The source of that risk, according to researchers from George Washington University and the University of Virginia, is "[America's] large prison population."

"Radicalized prisoners" within this population "are a potential pool of recruits by terrorist groups," the study says. The sources of radicalization are incarcerated Islamic extremists and outside organizations that support them. The report notes that the absence of "monitoring by authoritative Islamic chaplains" permits "materials that advocate violence [to infiltrate] the prison system undetected."

Some of this material is provided by known al-Qaeda affiliates. It "[urges Muslim prisoners] to wage war against non-Muslims who have not submitted to Islamic rule." As a former employee of a radical Islamist group who is now a Christian told a Senate committee, "I know of only a few instances in which prisons rejected the literature we attempted to distribute—and it was never because of the literature's radicalism."

Senator Susan Collins (R-Maine) was correct when she called the situation "an emerging threat to our national security." The obvious question: What do we do about it?

The study recommends the creation of a federal commission to "investigate this issue in depth." It says that an "objective risk assessment" is "urgently needed" so that "officials [can] address this issue now, rather than [managing] a crisis later."

I agree wholeheartedly, but let's get on with this. We already know what the study has concluded. I've been telling "BreakPoint" listeners and readers and Prison Fellowship supporters about this for years. Now we have more than anecdotal evidence. We have a study from two prestigious universities on our side.

Still, I can't help but note an irony here: The largely unimpeded spread of radical Islam through our prisons coincides with increased opposition to the one really successful antidote—that is, the presence of Christianity.

An obvious example is the lawsuit against our prison program in Iowa. Programs like ours are working. We have studies to prove it. And they are the best solution to the alienation and rage that fuels conversions to radical Islam, as well as gangs and other hate groups inside the prisons. Making it harder for organizations like Prison Fellowship to operate within prison walls leaves jihadists and other radical groups as the only game in town.

Unfortunately, opponents like Barry Lynn of the Americans United are blind to this, which puts more than the program at risk—because, as we saw in the case of the shoe bomber, Richard Reid, groups that are now operating in the shadows of our prisons are a real danger to us.




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Scenario:

You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

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Answer: Get off the children's merry go round !!!!!
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Someone has said that if Christians really understood the full extent of the power we have available through prayer, we might be speechless.

In W.W.II there was an advisor to Churchill who organized a group of people who dropped what they were doing every day at a prescribed hour for one minute to collectively pray for the safety of England, its people and peace.

There is now a group of people organizing the same thing here in America. If you would like to participate: Every evening at 9:00 PM Eastern Time (8:00 PM Central) (7:00 PM Mountain) (6:00 PM Pacific), stop whatever you are doing and spend one minute praying for the safety of the United States, our troops, our leaders, the upcoming election, our citizens, and for a return to a Godly nation, and for your local church body.

If you know anyone else who would like to participate, please pass this along. Our prayers are the most powerful assets we have. Together, we CAN make a difference! Thank You, Lord, and God Bless America




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There is a time for everything,
a season for every activity
under heaven. A time to be
born and a time to die. A
time to plant and a time to
harvest. A time to kill and
a time to heal. A time to
tear down and a time to
rebuild. A time to cry and
a time to laugh. A time to
grieve and a time to dance.
A time to scatter stones
and a time to gather stones.
A time to embrace and a
time to turn away....
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But these are written so that you may
believe that Jesus is the Messiah, the
Son of God, and that by believing in
Him you will have life. Jn 20:31

Seek the Lord while He may be found;
call on Him while He is near. Let the
wicked forsake his way and the evil
man his thoughts. Let him turn to the
Lord, and He will have mercy on him,
and to our God, for He will freely
pardon. "For My thoughts are not
your thoughts, neither are your ways
My ways," declares the Lord. "As the
heavens are higher than the earth, so
are My ways higher than your ways
and My thoughts than your thoughts.
As the rain and the snow come down
from heaven, and do not return to it
without watering the earth and making
it bud and flourish, so that it yields seed
for the sower and bread for the eater,
so is My word that goes out from My
mouth: It will not return to Me empty,
but will accomplish what I desire and
achieve the purpose for which I sent it.
You will go out in joy and be led forth
in peace; the mountains and hills will
burst into song before you, and all the
trees of the field will clap their hands.
Instead of the thornbush will grow the
pine tree, and instead of briers the myrtle
will grow. This will be for the Lord's
renown, for an everlasting sign, which
will not be destroyed." Is 55

O Lord, you have searched me and you
know me. You know when I sit and when
I rise; you perceive my thoughts from afar.
You discern my going out and my lying
down; you are familiar with all my ways.
Before a word is on my tongue you know
it completely, O Lord. You hem me in -
behind and before; you have laid your
hand upon me. Such knowledge is too
wonderful for me, too lofty for me to attain.

Where can I go from your Spirit? Where
can I flee from your presence? If I go up
to the heavens, you are there; if I make
my bed in the depths, you are there.

If I rise on the wings of the dawn,
if I settle on the far side of the sea,
even there your hand will guide me,
your right hand will hold me fast.

If I say, "Surely the darkness will hide
me and the light become night around
me," even the darkness will not be dark
to you; the night will shine like the day,
for darkness is as light to you. For you
created my inmost being; you knit me
together in my mother's womb. I praise
you because I am fearfully and wonderfully
made; your works are wonderful, I know
that full well. My frame was not hidden
from you when I was made in the secret
place. When I was woven together in the
depths of the earth, your eyes saw my
unformed body. All the days ordained
for me were written in your book before
one of them came to be.

How precious to me are your thoughts,
O God! How vast is the sum of them!
Were I to count them, they would
outnumber the grains of sand. When
I awake, I am still with you. Search me,
O God, and know my heart; test me
and know my anxious thoughts. See
if there is any offensive way in me,
and lead me in the way everlasting.
Ps 139

But indeed for this purpose I have raised you up,
that I may show My power in you, and that My
Name may be declared in all the earth. Ex 9:16


When I survey the wondrous cross
On which the Prince of Glory died,
My richest gain I count but loss,
And pour contempt on all my pride.

Were the whole realm of nature mine,
That were a present far too small:
Love so amazing, so divine,
Demands my soul, my life, my all.
- - Isaac Watts


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