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Summer was over and the UNC English professor was asking the class about their vacations...
She turned to a Senior and asked what he did over the summer.
"We visited my aunt in Minneapolis, Minnesota," he said.
"What an excellent pair of spelling words," the prof said, "Can you tell the class how you spell that?"
The Senior thought about it and said, "Ya know, we really went to Ohio."
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Please note: If you see a UNC student or a liberal reading 'Thought & Humor', please explain to them which is thought & which is humor. They always get it backwards.......
The following was overheard at a recent high society party...
"My ancestry goes all the way back to Alexander the Great," said one lady. She then turned to a second woman and asked, "How far does your family go back?"
"I don't know," was the reply. "All of our records were lost in the flood."
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*When your wife says, "What do you think?" she is not asking for YOUR opinion. She is asking for HER opinion, from your mouth.
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