I tell you, women drivers are a hazard to traffic. Driving to work this morning on the parkway, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane. It scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver in my coffee, and it spilled all over my cell phone & laptop!
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Physicist Gary Thomas of the University of Colorado's Lab for Atmospheric and Space Physics says mysterious ice clouds that have recently surfaced over parts of America are confounding scientists.
Strangely, the frigid air masses seem to appear wherever Senator Clinton is.
If you cannot get what you like. Why not try to like what you get ? Hard work never killed anybody... But why take chances. Success always occurs in private, and Failure in full view. Always remember you're unique just like everyone else. The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming train! Smile.. Cause it makes people wonder what you are thinking. I wear my wife's eyeglasses because she wants me to see things her way.
Top Ten of Silliest Questions asked on a Cruise Ship on Cruise Director for the Royal Caribbean Cruise Line
10. Do these steps go up or down? 9. What do you do with the beautiful ice carvings after they melt? 8. Which elevator do I take to get to the front of the ship? 7. Does the crew sleep on the ship? 6. Is this island completely surrounded by water? 5. Does the ship make its own electricity? 4. Is it salt water in the toilets? 3. What elevation are we at? 2. There's a photographer on board who takes photos and displays them the next day... the question asked...If the pictures aren't marked, how will I know which ones are mine? 1. What time is the Midnight Buffet being served?
The aspiring psychiatrists from various colleges were attending their first siminar on emotional extremes. "Just to establish some parameters," said the professor, to the student from the N.C. State U., "What is the opposite of joy?" "Sadness," said the student. "And the opposite of depression?" he asked of the young lady from Duke. "Elation," said she. "And you sir," he said to the young man from UNC, "how about the opposite of woe?" The Tar Heel replied, "Sir, I believe that would be giddy-up."
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We would expect to see abundant evidence [for evolution] in the science museums of Washington D.C., London and so on. However, as we have visited these museums and looked in the glass cases at what scientists have actually found, we've never seen any evidence for evolution.
The interesting thing is that the so-called evidence is pasted on the glass case -- it's the printed text on the display! But this isn't evidence; it's a scientist¹s story about the past.
For example, distinct kinds of animals and plants are displayed inside these glass cases -- not transitional forms. There¹s no real evidence for evolution at all.
Even a senior fossil expert at the British Museum of Natural History in London once admitted that they didn't have any undisputed transitional forms showing one kind of animal changing into another.
These "gaps" in the fossil record overwhelmingly support the creation account. God created -- just as the Bible says. ("Answers Update," Answers in Genesis, July 15, 2006).
[TBC: The absence of transitional forms continues to be an embarrassment for those advocating an evolutionary origin for life.]
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Satan called a worldwide convention of demons. In his opening address he said, "We can't keep Christians from going to church." "We can't keep them from reading their Bibles and knowing the truth." "We can't even keep them from forming an intimate relationship with their saviour."
"Once they gain that connection with Jesus, our power over them is broken." "So let them go to their churches; let them have their covered dish dinners, BUT steal their time, so they don't have time to develop a relationship with Jesus Christ.."
"This is what I want you to do," said the devil: "Distract them from gaining hold of their Saviour and maintaining that vital connection throughout their day!"
"How shall we do this?" his demons shouted. "Keep them busy in the non-essentials of life and invent innumerable schemes to occupy their minds," he answered. "Tempt them to spend, spend, spend, and borrow, borrow, borrow." "Persuade the wives to go to work for long hours and the husbands to work 6-7 days each week, 10-12 hours a day, so they can afford their empty lifestyles."
"Keep them from spending time with their children." "As their families fragment, soon, their homes will offer no escape from the pressures of work!" "Over-stimulate their minds so that they cannot hear that still, small voice" "Entice them to play the radio or cassette player whenever they drive." To keep the TV, VCR, CDs and their PCs going constantly in their home and see to it that every store and restaurant in the world plays non-biblical music constantly." "This will jam their minds and break that union with Christ." "Fill the coffee tables with magazines and newspapers." "Pound their minds with the news 24 hours a day." "Invade their driving moments with billboards." "Flood their mailboxes with junk mail, mail order catalogs, sweepstakes and every kind of newsletter and promotional offering free products, services and false hopes.."
"Keep skinny, beautiful models on the magazines and TV so their husbands will believe that outward beauty is what's important, and they'll become dissatisfied with their wives. " "Keep the wives too tired to love their husbands at night." "Give them headaches too! "
"If they don't give their husbands the love they need, they will begin to look elsewhere." "That will fragment their families quickly!" "Give them Santa Claus to distract them from teaching their children the real meaning of Christmas." "Give them an Easter bunny so they won't talk about his resurrection and power over sin and death."
"Even in their recreation, let them be excessive." "Have them return from their recreation exhausted." "Keep them too busy to go out in nature and reflect on God's creation. Send them to amusement parks, sporting events, plays, concerts, and movies instead."
"Keep them busy, busy, busy!" "And when they meet for spiritual fellowship, involve them in gossip and small talk so that they leave with troubled consciences." "Crowd their lives with so many good causes they have no time to seek power from Jesus." "Soon they will be working in their own strength, sacrificing their health and family for the good of the cause." "It will work!" "It will work!" It was quite a plan!
The demons went eagerly to their assignments causing Christians everywhere to get busier and more rushed, going here and there. Having little time for their God or their families. Having no time to tell others about the power of Jesus to change lives. I guess the question is, has the devil been successful in his schemes?
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