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The Almighty God has blessed our land in many ways. He has given our people stout hearts and strong arms with which to strike mighty blows for freedom and truth. He has given to our country a faith which has become the hope of all peoples in an anguished world. So we pray to Him now for the vision to see our way clearly- to see the way that leads to a better life for ourselves and for all our fellow men—to the achievement of His will to peace on earth. --Franklin D. Roosevelt
A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new UNC grad with a PhD degree in business administration to be boss. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers...
On a tour of the facilities, the Boss notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he thinks this is his chance to show everyone he means business!
The Boss walks up the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?"
Unflinching, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $500.00 a week. Why?"
The Boss then hands the guy $500 in cash and screams, "Here's a week's pay; now GET OUT and don't come back!"
Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the Boss looks around the room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what that slacker did here?"
Just then the foreman comes into the room with a package in his hand. He looks around and says, "Hey! What happened to the UPS man?"