Two atoms are walking down the street and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?"
"Yeah, I'm positive!"
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A college dean was berating a veteran economics professor for having used the same tests for the past 35 years.
"Don't you realize, professor, that the students have been sharing these tests for decades and that all of your students know EXACTLY what's on the test before they sit for it?"
"Doesn't matter," replied the professor. "You must realize that the subject is economics. The answers are different each year!"