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- Decisions were made by going "eeny-meeny-miney-mo."
- Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming, "do over!"
- "Race issue" meant arguing about who ran the fastest.
- Money issues were handled by whoever was the banker in "Monopoly."
- You got out of things you didn't like by simply being
first to yell, "Not it!"

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- It wasn't odd to have two or three "best" friends.
- Being old referred to anyone over 20.
- You never had to carry a house key because the doors
were never locked.
- The worst thing you could catch from the opposite sex was cooties.
- It was unbelievable that dodge ball wasn't an Olympic event.

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- Having a weapon in school meant being caught with a slingshot.
- Getting a foot of snow was a dream come true.
- Abilities were discovered because of a "double-dog-dare."
- Saturday morning cartoons weren't 30-minute ads for action figures.
- "Olly-olly-oxen-free" made perfect sense.



- Spinning around, getting dizzy and falling down was fun.
- The worst worry was being picked last for a team.
- War was a card game.
- Water balloons were the ultimate weapon.
- Baseball cards in the spokes of a bike made you "somebody."
- Taking drugs meant orange-flavored chewable aspirin.
- Ice cream was considered a basic food group.

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explain to them which is thought & which
is humor. They always get it backwards.......
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WHAT IF GOD HAD VOICE MAIL

We have all learned to live with voice mail as a necessary part of modern
life. But you may have wondered: what if God decided to install voice
mail? Imagine praying and hearing this:

Thank you for calling The Lord's House. Please select from the
following options:

Press 1 for GENERAL REQUESTS
Press 2 for THANKSGIVING
Press 3 for COMPLAINTS
Press 4 for HEALING
Press 5 for HELP WITH THE IRS
Press 6 for RAIN or NO RAIN
Press 7 for MIRACLES
Press 8 for LOTTERY WINNING NUMBERS
Press 9 for ALL OTHER INQUIRIES OR JUST TO SAY "HI"
Press 0 to hear this menu again

What if God used the familiar excuse:

"I'm sorry, all the angels are helping other SINNERS right now. Please
stay on the line. Your call is important to us and will be answered in
this millennium."

Can you imagine getting these kinds of responses as you call God in
prayer:

If you would like to speak to Gabriel, press 11.

For Michael, press 22.

For a directory of the other Archangels, press 33.

If you would like to hear King David sing a Psalm while you are holding,
please press 55, then wait for the beep and enter the number of the Psalm
you wish to hear.

To find out if a loved one has been assigned to Heaven, press 62. Enter
his or her social security number, then press the pound (#) key, enter
their date of birth, then press the pound (#) key twice.

For answers to nagging questions about dinosaurs, the age of the earth,
where Noah's Ark is, Darwin, Hitler, the Pope, abortion, and UFOs,
please wait until you arrive here. Answers can only be understood
from a "heavenly perspective."

To reach Lucifer, press 666, and your call will be automatically
transferred. PLEASE be careful; your receiver may become warm.

Our computers show that you have already called once today. Please hang
up and try tomorrow.

This office is closed for the weekend. Please call again on Monday, after
9:30 A.M., but before 4:30 ACST (Absolute Celestial Standard Time).
To order any religious material, enter catalog number, quantity, and a
major credit card number plus expiration date.

For emergencies, refer to your BIBLE.
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Do you remember:

** Being sent to the drugstore to test vacuum tubes for the TV.
** When Kool-Aid was the only drink for kids, other than milk and sodas.
** When there were two types of sneakers for girls and boys (Keds &
PF Flyers), and the only time you wore them at school, was for "gym."
** When it took five minutes for the TV to warm up.
** When nearly everyone's mom was at home when the kids got there.
** When nobody owned a purebred dog.
** When you'd reach into a muddy gutter for a penny.
** When girls neither dated nor kissed until late high school, if then.
** When your mom wore nylons that came in two pieces.
** When all of your male teachers wore neckties and female teachers
had their hair done, everyday.
** When you got your windshield cleaned, oil checked, and gas
pumped, without asking,.... for free, every time. And, you didn't
pay for air. And, you got trading stamps to boot!
** When laundry detergent had free glasses, dishes or towels hidden
inside the box.
** When any parent could discipline any kid, or feed him, or use him
to carry groceries, and nobody, not even the kid, thought a thing of it.
** When it was considered a great privilege to be taken out to dinner
at a real restaurant with your parents.
** When they threatened to keep kids back a grade if they failed ...and did!
** When being sent to the principal's office was nothing compared to
the fate that awaited a misbehaving student at home.
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Trust in yourself and you are doomed to disappointment;
trust in money and you may have it taken from you;
but trust in God, and you are never to be confounded in
time or eternity. - D.L. Moody

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But these are written so that you may
believe that Jesus is the Messiah, the
Son of God, and that by believing in
Him you will have life. Jn 20:31

Seek the Lord while He may be found;
call on Him while He is near. Let the
wicked forsake his way and the evil
man his thoughts. Let him turn to the
Lord, and He will have mercy on him,
and to our God, for He will freely
pardon. "For My thoughts are not
your thoughts, neither are your ways
My ways," declares the Lord. "As the
heavens are higher than the earth, so
are My ways higher than your ways
and My thoughts than your thoughts.
As the rain and the snow come down
from heaven, and do not return to it
without watering the earth and making
it bud and flourish, so that it yields seed
for the sower and bread for the eater,
so is My word that goes out from My
mouth: It will not return to Me empty,
but will accomplish what I desire and
achieve the purpose for which I sent it.
You will go out in joy and be led forth
in peace; the mountains and hills will
burst into song before you, and all the
trees of the field will clap their hands.
Instead of the thornbush will grow the
pine tree, and instead of briers the myrtle
will grow. This will be for the Lord's
renown, for an everlasting sign, which
will not be destroyed." Is 55

O Lord, you have searched me and you
know me. You know when I sit and when
I rise; you perceive my thoughts from afar.
You discern my going out and my lying
down; you are familiar with all my ways.
Before a word is on my tongue you know
it completely, O Lord. You hem me in -
behind and before; you have laid your
hand upon me. Such knowledge is too
wonderful for me, too lofty for me to attain.

Where can I go from your Spirit? Where
can I flee from your presence? If I go up
to the heavens, you are there; if I make
my bed in the depths, you are there.

If I rise on the wings of the dawn,
if I settle on the far side of the sea,
even there your hand will guide me,
your right hand will hold me fast.

If I say, "Surely the darkness will hide
me and the light become night around
me," even the darkness will not be dark
to you; the night will shine like the day,
for darkness is as light to you. For you
created my inmost being; you knit me
together in my mother's womb. I praise
you because I am fearfully and wonderfully
made; your works are wonderful, I know
that full well. My frame was not hidden
from you when I was made in the secret
place. When I was woven together in the
depths of the earth, your eyes saw my
unformed body. All the days ordained
for me were written in your book before
one of them came to be.

How precious to me are your thoughts,
O God! How vast is the sum of them!
Were I to count them, they would
outnumber the grains of sand. When
I awake, I am still with you. Search me,
O God, and know my heart; test me
and know my anxious thoughts. See
if there is any offensive way in me,
and lead me in the way everlasting.
Ps 139

But indeed for this purpose I have raised you up,
that I may show My power in you, and that My
Name may be declared in all the earth. Ex 9:16


When I survey the wondrous cross
On which the Prince of Glory died,
My richest gain I count but loss,
And pour contempt on all my pride.

Were the whole realm of nature mine,
That were a present far too small:
Love so amazing, so divine,
Demands my soul, my life, my all.
- - Isaac Watts


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