Match the words in the left-hand column with the correct definition in the right-hand column.
1. insouciant ....... A. Evenness of mind 2. numismatics ... B. Worn out, exhausted 3. equanimity ..... C. To choke or suffocate 4. ramfeezled ..... D. Marked by carefree unconcern 5. lissom ............ E. Sleepy; drowsy; inclined to sleep 6. exculpate ...... F. The collection and study of money 7. harangue ...... G. To clear from alleged fault or guilt 8. quackle ........ H. Thin; weak 9. somnolent .... I. Limber, supple; flexible 10. scrannel ..... J. A speech addressed to a large public assembly
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1. insouciant D. Marked by carefree unconcern 2. numismatics F. The collection and study of money 3. equanimity A. Evenness of mind 4. ramfeezled B. Worn out, exhausted 5. lissom I. Limber, supple; flexible 6. exculpate G. To clear from alleged fault or guilt 7. harangue J. A speech addressed to a large public assembly 8. quackle C. To choke or suffocate 9. somnolent E. Sleepy; drowsy; inclined to sleep 10. scrannel H. Thin; weak
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