A new study shows that large doses of Vitamin E do not protect against heart attacks and cancer, and might actually raise the risk of heart failure. The study was published in this month's Journal of Things that Scientists Told You to Do Last Month That Turned Out to Be Harmful This Month.
A marine biologist was telling his friends about some of his most recent research findings. "Some whales can communicate at a distance of 300 miles," he said.
"What the heck would one whale say to another 300 miles away?" asked his sarcastic friend.
"I can't be sure," he expert said, "but it sounds something like 'Can you hear me now?'"