Two UNC students named Trish and Tina were walking down the mall. Trish noticed a compact on the sidewalk and leaned down to pick it up. She opened it, looked in the mirror, and said, "Hmmm, this person looks familiar."
Tina said, "Let me look!" So Trish handed her the compact.
Tina looked in the mirror then turned to Trish. "You silly girl... that's *me*!
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Why are laboratory scientists switching from rats to lawyers for their experiments?
1. Lawyers are more plentiful than rats; 2. The lab technicians don't get as attached to the lawyers, and 3. There are some things a rat just won't do.