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Match the words in the left-hand column with
the correct
definition in the right-hand column.


1. velitation ......... A. A champion of a cause.
2. rovescio .......... B. Free from disease; healthy.
3. beneficence .... C. The senior member of a body or group.
4. salubrious ....... D. Beautiful and charming.
5. hale ................. E. A petty fight; skirmish.
6. coterminous ... F. The practice of doing good.
7. zimme ............. G. Favorable to health; promoting health.
8. paladin ........... H. Reversed.
9. tempean ........ I. A gem.
10. doyen .......... J. Having the same or coincident boundaries.

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WORD-MATCH
ANSWER KEY

1. velitation E. A petty fight; skirmish.
2. rovescio H. Reversed.
3. beneficence F. The practice of doing good.
4. salubrious G. Favorable to health; promoting health.
5. hale B. Free from disease; healthy.
6. coterminous J. Having the same or coincident boundaries.
7. zimme I. A gem.
8. paladin A. A champion of a cause.
9. tempean D. Beautiful and charming.
10. doyen C. The senior member of a body or group.
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Hello Howdy,

I did actually take the time to read your entire e-mail,
which I thought was terribly amusing. I admire your
wordplay and eloquence of language.

Saskia (Oxford U.)
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Dear Howdy,

I have recently started to receive your e-mails. I enjoy your sense of
humor, share most of your political opinions and moral values. As a
Torah-observant ("Orthodox") Jew, I'm all in favor of the Bible, at least
the Hebrew OT (Only Testament). I can live with your free expression of your
opinion that I'm going to Hell because I don't believe in Jesus. I have good
reasons for it which I'm happy to tell you if you want to hear them, and if
not, not. But up with the jokes. If you're ever in Israel, you have an
invite. I went to a college where they teach you how to think, for better or
worse.

Your friend,
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Dear Howdy,

I WILL file a formal complaint with
UMASS OIT so you people cannot harass
people with this nonsense anymore. I
hope I have made myeself clear.

Sincerely,
Rachel S. (U. Mass)
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Dear Howdy,

Amen & Amen It's so
easy to take what
we have been given
for granted. I am
enjoying this blog
tremendously.

Thank You,
Larry
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Howdy Howdy,

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P., Ph.D.
Professor of Industrial Management
Department of Management
College of Business and Behavioral Science
Clemson University
Clemson, SC 29634-1305
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BOND: What you had with your spouse until you pawned his/her golf clubs
to invest in Amazon.com.

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Please note the first five letters of this word spell "Broke".

BEAR: What your trade account and wallet will be when you take a flyer
on that hot stock tip your secretary gave you.

BULL: What your broker uses to explain why your mutual funds tanked
during the last quarter.

MARGIN: Where you scribble the latest quotes when you're supposed to be
listening to your manager's presentation.


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But these are written so that you may
believe that Jesus is the Messiah, the
Son of God, and that by believing in
Him you will have life. Jn 20:31

Seek the Lord while He may be found;
call on Him while He is near. Let the
wicked forsake his way and the evil
man his thoughts. Let him turn to the
Lord, and He will have mercy on him,
and to our God, for He will freely
pardon. "For My thoughts are not
your thoughts, neither are your ways
My ways," declares the Lord. "As the
heavens are higher than the earth, so
are My ways higher than your ways
and My thoughts than your thoughts.
As the rain and the snow come down
from heaven, and do not return to it
without watering the earth and making
it bud and flourish, so that it yields seed
for the sower and bread for the eater,
so is My word that goes out from My
mouth: It will not return to Me empty,
but will accomplish what I desire and
achieve the purpose for which I sent it.
You will go out in joy and be led forth
in peace; the mountains and hills will
burst into song before you, and all the
trees of the field will clap their hands.
Instead of the thornbush will grow the
pine tree, and instead of briers the myrtle
will grow. This will be for the Lord's
renown, for an everlasting sign, which
will not be destroyed." Is 55

O Lord, you have searched me and you
know me. You know when I sit and when
I rise; you perceive my thoughts from afar.
You discern my going out and my lying
down; you are familiar with all my ways.
Before a word is on my tongue you know
it completely, O Lord. You hem me in -
behind and before; you have laid your
hand upon me. Such knowledge is too
wonderful for me, too lofty for me to attain.

Where can I go from your Spirit? Where
can I flee from your presence? If I go up
to the heavens, you are there; if I make
my bed in the depths, you are there.

If I rise on the wings of the dawn,
if I settle on the far side of the sea,
even there your hand will guide me,
your right hand will hold me fast.

If I say, "Surely the darkness will hide
me and the light become night around
me," even the darkness will not be dark
to you; the night will shine like the day,
for darkness is as light to you. For you
created my inmost being; you knit me
together in my mother's womb. I praise
you because I am fearfully and wonderfully
made; your works are wonderful, I know
that full well. My frame was not hidden
from you when I was made in the secret
place. When I was woven together in the
depths of the earth, your eyes saw my
unformed body. All the days ordained
for me were written in your book before
one of them came to be.

How precious to me are your thoughts,
O God! How vast is the sum of them!
Were I to count them, they would
outnumber the grains of sand. When
I awake, I am still with you. Search me,
O God, and know my heart; test me
and know my anxious thoughts. See
if there is any offensive way in me,
and lead me in the way everlasting.
Ps 139

But indeed for this purpose I have raised you up,
that I may show My power in you, and that My
Name may be declared in all the earth. Ex 9:16


When I survey the wondrous cross
On which the Prince of Glory died,
My richest gain I count but loss,
And pour contempt on all my pride.

Were the whole realm of nature mine,
That were a present far too small:
Love so amazing, so divine,
Demands my soul, my life, my all.
- - Isaac Watts


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