Match the words in the left-hand column with the correct definition in the right-hand column. 1. velitation ......... A. A champion of a cause. 2. rovescio .......... B. Free from disease; healthy. 3. beneficence .... C. The senior member of a body or group. 4. salubrious ....... D. Beautiful and charming. 5. hale ................. E. A petty fight; skirmish. 6. coterminous ... F. The practice of doing good. 7. zimme ............. G. Favorable to health; promoting health. 8. paladin ........... H. Reversed. 9. tempean ........ I. A gem. 10. doyen .......... J. Having the same or coincident boundaries.
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1. velitation E. A petty fight; skirmish. 2. rovescio H. Reversed. 3. beneficence F. The practice of doing good. 4. salubrious G. Favorable to health; promoting health. 5. hale B. Free from disease; healthy. 6. coterminous J. Having the same or coincident boundaries. 7. zimme I. A gem. 8. paladin A. A champion of a cause. 9. tempean D. Beautiful and charming. 10. doyen C. The senior member of a body or group.
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When it is closest to the Sun, Pluto is 2.8 billion miles out (4.4 billion km), which is closer than Neptune. But the outer end of its long path is 4.6 billion miles from the Sun (7.5 billion km). For all but twenty years of its 248-year orbit, Pluto is the outermost known planet in the solar system.
The Creator mad Pluto's unusual orbit have an effect on the planet. When it is closest to the Sun some of the ice on its surface evaporates, giving Pluto a thin atmosphere probably composed of nitrogen, carbon monoxide, methane, and other light gases. That atmosphere condenses into snow when the planet is farther from the Sun. Did you happen to know that Pluto's Creator was that Babe in Bethleham?
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