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Goodbye Forever

Dear Friends,

I haven't received a comment or letter
from anyone
in a LONG time so I quit.

This is the last
posting of 'Thought & Humor'.
Hope you
enjoyed the fun filled humorous stories,
cartoons, riddles, and jokes
on this blog every day
for a very long time.

Nobody ever writes me...


P.S. Nobody leaves comments either...


I did not wish to be unsubscribed, and tried
to send an e-mail to confirm that I wanted to
continue to receive your side-splitting humour
and healthy faithful advice.

Many thanks for your efforts,

Brian J
Research Fellow
Queen's University
Dept Epidemiology & Public Health
Mulhouse Building
Royal Victoria Hospital


Dear Howdy,

I was very busy in the past two weeks.
I'm very much enjoy your
T&H and I'd like to resubscribe.

I hope it's not too late.

Many Thanks,

Nuanrat. (Thailand)


Dear Howdy,
I enjoy reading your humorous letters.
I look forward to receiving them also
in the future. With wishes for success,
Sol K.
Department of Chemistry
Technion-Israel Institute of Technology
Haifa, Israel


Dear Howdy,

I would like to continue receiving Thought & Humor.
I have not received it in some time.

John F., MD
Assistant professor
Michigan State University
Colleges of Medicine


Hello Howdy,

I have no idea how I first ended up on your mailing
list but I am sure glad you reached me!

I would like to continue receiving your messages, so
please sign me up on the new(?) list.

Keep up the humor and the good work!

Best regards
Karina L.,MD,PhD student
Dept.of Obstetrics and Gynecology, Lund University Hospital
Center for Stem Cell Biology and Cell Therapy, Lund University



Please don't unsubscribe me. I don't know if I can go on if I don't
receive Howdy any longer. I am sure, at bare minimum, I would suffer
sever withdrawl. Thank You. K.M. (Notre Dame U.)


Dearest Howdy,

Please continue to send me "Thought and Humor" - it's just what
I need on those days when laughter is the only medicine!!

Teresa Kimrey
University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill
Chapel Hill, NC


Dearest Howdy,

I DO NOT want to be PHASED OUT of receiving such a delightful
publication. I enjoy both your clever antics and eloquence of

The jokes aren't bad either! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE--DO NOT
TAKE ME OFF THE MAILING LIST. Howdy has become a good
friend and break from the stress of college.
Keep up the good work.
MM (Loyno)


Dear Howdy,
We want to inform you that we are interested to obtain Though
and Humor in the case that you can send it us f r e e . We do
not want to be unsubscibed. Send us Though and Humor free
on my e-mail university address:

We can give it in our library for students. Thank you
very much for your kindness. Greetings. Prof. K.


Dear Howdy,

Your newspaper is fun and informative,
but I will unfortunately no longer have
an active e-mail address from the end
of this week- therefore I must unsubscribe,

E Miller (Cambridge University)


Hello Howdy,

I did actually take the time to read your entire e-mail,
which I thought was terribly amusing. I admire your
wordplay and eloquence of language.

Saskia (Oxford U.)


Dear Sir or Ms:
As to your questions, I live in ______, Oregon, USA.
I don't forward your Thought and Humor as I copy them
and place them in a 3-ring notebook. Then I take this
notebook to my camping, gold panning, 8-mile roadside
clean-up campaigns followed by a potluck, 3 days, 2 nights,
geology tours, fishing, boating, etc., along with other stories
and jokes placed in that notebook. Everyone seems to enjoy
reading my notebook. So thank you very much for your stories,
jokes, etc. and for future ones. Why don't you publish a book
full of your stories and Jokes? Shouldn't I get a no-prize book
if and when you do this? Ha, Ha!


Dear Howdy,
One of your subscribers recommended your list on the our-kids
(a forum for families with children with disabilities) listserv. I
am in Island County, WA.


dear sir,
if possible do not unsubscibe your letters from this address.
Looking forward to them.

Hedvika Suchonova
Univerzitni nam.
the Czech republic


Please don't unsubscribe me from your newsletter! I like it a lot. I
think the jokes and brain teasers are great, and i really like the
devotion type things. They really make me think. yep, those pesky
hired howdy hunters must've been at it again... i'd really like to
keep getting the newsletter.
Thanks and God Bless!



I would like to receive Howdy's Thought and Humor newsletter at the
email below. Thanks for the opportunity to receive this thought
provoking whimsical newsletter.

Jim M.
Management Research Analyst, Principal
Student Life Assessment Program
Arizona State University
Tempe, AZ


dear howdy
i would like to continue receiving "thought&humor"
please sign me up on the new (if any)list.

(name withheld)


Howdy, your newsletter in probably the best thing I've ever gotten by
email... never quit, the world would be a lesser place without the
few who insist on actually using the wonderful cognitive processes
with which the Creator has blessed us. Your mini-novel was
wonderful, and yes we are responsible for ensuring that as many as
possible have a ticket as soon as possible. GOD Bless you


Indira Maharaj-Mikiel
Program Counselor
Marist College Upward Bound
3399 North Road
Poughkeepsie, NY


Dear Howdy,

Where in the world (besides NC) did this come from???
Who in the world sent it to me?
Where in the world have you been hiding?
Over a million readers???

I don't know how I missed you or you missed me for so long???
Dr. Robert G. Balnicky

A lot of mind searching without being boring. A lot of Humor---
downright good clean fun.


Your 'Thought and Humor" have been a great help with the students
that I work with and I would think there are several of them that
are now getting your 'Thoughts and Humor'.

Thank you for making my days better and the students that I work
Richard Miller
Gov. Docs and Maps
University of Alaska Fairbanks


Dear Howdy,

Please forgive me but I cannot think of any way for you to improve
on your newsletters. They are so creative, fun and thought
provoking, I envy you your dedication and expertise. I guess my
biggest problem is I don't want to lose any of them. Consequently my
e-mail filled up so I printed them. I am running out of filing
cabinets to keep them in. I am also saving them on floppies,
only about 2 will fit on each disk. I started that in the spring. So
you can imagine how many disks I have. I have forwarded them to
friends and family.

So, to make a long story short, too late, just keep 'em coming and
let me know if there is an archive I can access so I won't have to
worry about keeping them all myself.
God Bless You,
"Solid Service"

Your referral based
Golden Rule
Realtor Consultants
For Life


I think you are doing a wonderful job! I am finishing up my 4th year
here at George Mason University in Fairfax VA, and have been reading
Howdy for about a year now. I have no idea how i got on the list but
i love it! I will soon be moving to Australia (to study abroad) for
6 months so i'll be sure to spread it around down there. Keep up the
good work! Josh


Suggestions for improving?! NO WAY! I love T&H and I love
forwarding it to people! On weeks when I'm not too busy, I really
enjoy reading as much of it as possible. And those times when I'm
bogged down in work, the lighter side of T&H is a perfect pick-me-
up. You're doing a great work for God's Commission, Howdy.

Thank you!

Duquesne University, Pittsburgh

What day is tomorrow???
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Don't go Howdy PLEASE - I'll write sometime!!!
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Howdy, you look so sad. Don't leave us. I love your humor and I love your thought! Howdy, you always give us good thought to go by. It makes me look inside and realize that God does live there. We have alot going on in our lives that it's good to see you there and to hear and share the humor. Laughter is GOOD medicine. It's good that you have so much passion for this mission. Keep on Keeping on, Howdy. Put that smile back on your face and send us T&H.

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Dear Howdy, I have written to you but I always get a thingy back asking me if I would confirm unsubscribing which I never do. I must be sending to the wrong place or else someone is sidetracking my mail. Be that as it may, I will continue to write as long as I get your newspaper as it is the only way I know you are alive and well. Besides that, you are an inspiration to me as well as many others of the Silent Majority.

Sincerely yours,
bill J. (Board Member)
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Stick around, Howdy!!
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Please Howdy, don't leave us. I really enjoy Thought and Humor a lot. The humor is excellent, non-offensive and very funny. Your newsletter is the type that one can hand out at work without worring that it will have an offensive content. Please, s'il vous plait, por favor, don't quit now.

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I love this stuff! Don't stop now, you have everyone's undivided attention.
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Sorry Howdy, Thought you understood, I love your humor I'm just not a writer.
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I look forward to your newsletter EVERY DAY! Forgive me for never telling you how much it does indeed mean to me!

You have touched my heart so many times I can not even count them all. And I must confess now, that I snag some of your animations too. I hope you will not be mad about that. WHEW, i feel so much better now that I told you that!

God has richly blessed you with a GIFT to touch many and now you just have to TRUST IN HIM that the seeds you planted are indeed being sprouted throughout the land!!


Blessings, Danna .. <><.. .
Numbers 6: 24-26
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Oh please,
don't quit.
I will write you one every day
I enjoy the stuff you put on here.
Please don't quit!!!!
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We need you to put the big boys in their place.

East Carolina University
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Please don't leave,
I'll write every day if I have to.
Your stories are the best. I visit you site every day. My friends do too. I don't write much, but please don't leave
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I have no idea who signed me up to recieve your emails but I look forward to them everyday. Thanks for the laughs & the encouragement!
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I would have written earlier but after many years of only reading I just learned to write. Of course, the skills are remarkably similar... but I have heard that one lame excuse is as good as any other.
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Dear Howdy,

This is great stuff.

Do not go away!
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Whoa, if you are fishing to see how many 'silent' readers you have...guess you are figuring it out.
Your jokes are told at my dinner table each nite, of course I don't use a a son cop, son military, son hunter, son, daughter handicapped.
So when you stop feeling sorry for some of the stuff you put up here for us to read.
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I'm shocked. Surely this must be an April fools joke, right?
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Thanks Howdy for all the good clean humor you have sent for the past six months I have been a subscriber.

Jim Lilley
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There, there, howdy...
I love your humor, and pictures, but I don't subscribe to your politics/ don't be sad... and don't quit...

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You're joking, of course. You simply CAN'T quit!!!! Who would take on the responsibility of such vast jocularity?
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love the content, just don'have the time or space in my mailbox for you right now. Thanks.
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You cannot quit, Didnt your parents ever tell you to finish what you start, your work is not finished, You are impacting people's lives, we need you and your inspiration.

Phil G
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Thank you for all the "Thought and Humor" emails. Sorry for not writing you back, I'm just not big on returning emails.
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Bob Summers said...

My apologies for not having contacted you for a long time. I've just been reading "Thought and Humor every time I've had the opportunity and gone on about my business never thinking anything but it will keep on coming and I'll be enjoying it for a long timeto come. How foolish of me to not think about an encouraging note every once in a while. There are not many folks who can do what you have been doing all this time. I appreciate it and apologize for not letting you know. Forgive me please.

Bob Summers, Ft. Myers, FL
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Don't stop - I look forward to your e-mail everyday and love the humor.

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You're the greatest dog around...and very much appreciated. It's called being taken for granted but that's ok, I guess, since we're all guilty of doing that. You shouldn't quit yet because you're just this close to becoming an "institution".
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I don't know who is sending these to me or why. Someone signed me up to receive these but I just don't have time to read forwards. I feel bad that you are giving up, but I wouldn't take it personally. Or, is this an April fools day joke?

Mamie P. - UNLV
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Don't lea ve
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no that was a cry for attention if i ever read one...

needa hug??
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Dr. Howdy. Please Don't Go Anywhere!!! I've been relying on your website every day since I've become disabled & homebound. It's the 1st place I go when I wake up in the morn. Your site goes great with my maxwell house and both are good to the last drop. Thank You Very Much.
D.A.V. USN - Rob
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April Fool? How else to explain receiving Saturday's on Friday?
Love the humor.
C. B.
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Howdy, Howdy! I don't know how I got on your list, but I do appreciate receiving it, so keep up the good work. There are probably thousands of us "out there" so don't think you're publishing to "thin air" because you aren't! I also greatly appreciate the devotions. Remember where the rewards really come from and keep that in mind. RMC
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Howdy great April Fool's trick. Got scared myself, but then I saw the comment.
Keep up the wonderful work.

Stephen Silva
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Hello Prof. Howdy
I also have no idea how I came about being on your mailing list, but now that I am there I REALLY ENJOY your newsletter/blog.
Keep up the good work.
Your jokes, word plays, pictures, and editoral are most WONDERFUL!
Thank you
Woodbine GA USA City Council
Ice and Toliet Paper Man Woodbine Crawfish Festival
Volunteer Cumberland Island National Seashore GA USA
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I have had enough!!!

I am gonna hold my breath until you decide to come back!!!...

You doubt me?...ok then...I'm starting now!

Howdy! Hurry Up I'm a smoker...

Hey! I can type while holding mu brefffffffffffffffff..................
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Please don;t go we all love you,
Yours Jim Hoge
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PLease know just b/c we don't write doesn't mean we do not read! Love your site. I hope you are not ending, but if so thank you for the time you put into it.
Jerry Harwood
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Dear Dr Howdy,
hello and thank you for your great great writting!!!
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Please don't stop! your humour gets me through my boring days!!! my friends also read you!!

Fernando Vera. MSc
Reading University, UK
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O.K. Fernando,

You & all the other wonderful folks have convinced me to continue as soon as I get back from Florida after visiting family for Spring Break on April 8...


P.S. Was that a good April Fools joke???
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U rock Howdy, all of us
teens and tounger laugh
along with adults and
that's a gift!!!!
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As I like to say to those that pull a prank on me like that.......


I do have to admit, it was a good one!
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That was a very good joke. But aren't you ashamed of yourself for traumatizing so many of your readers? :-) Also, didn't it make you feel good that so many people took you seriously?

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That was a great April Fool's Joke! Very convincing:-) Glad it was just a joke!
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Hi howdy,
Are you really serios?
Don't you know that you are the best person that can do what you do!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hey howdy!!!!

I was just about to have a heart attack.How is vacation going????

I am going to Charelston in a few weeks!!!!
See ya when you get back!!!

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I'm soooooo glad you are not leaving.
This is the Howdy I know!!!

Keep it up!!!!

Your friend ~*Rachael*~
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..........if you quit what will the UNC professors do for reading assignments.

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Hey you have been doing a good work. May God Bless you and lead you in your mission to share the Gospel.

Regards & Blessing
Sutheesh T
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Thanks for all the very nice comments - I'm back from Spring Break...

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I hope you had a nice vacation, Howdy. I was starting to think you were serious.
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Please continue your interesting information on religious view points and the clean humorous jokes.

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come on howdy, its ur april fool..i am not falling for it again this year :)
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My Foolish Heart

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My Foolish Heart

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Chances Are

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Stranger On The Shore

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Beyond The Sunset

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But these are written so that you may
believe that Jesus is the Messiah, the
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Seek the Lord while He may be found;
call on Him while He is near. Let the
wicked forsake his way and the evil
man his thoughts. Let him turn to the
Lord, and He will have mercy on him,
and to our God, for He will freely
pardon. "For My thoughts are not
your thoughts, neither are your ways
My ways," declares the Lord. "As the
heavens are higher than the earth, so
are My ways higher than your ways
and My thoughts than your thoughts.
As the rain and the snow come down
from heaven, and do not return to it
without watering the earth and making
it bud and flourish, so that it yields seed
for the sower and bread for the eater,
so is My word that goes out from My
mouth: It will not return to Me empty,
but will accomplish what I desire and
achieve the purpose for which I sent it.
You will go out in joy and be led forth
in peace; the mountains and hills will
burst into song before you, and all the
trees of the field will clap their hands.
Instead of the thornbush will grow the
pine tree, and instead of briers the myrtle
will grow. This will be for the Lord's
renown, for an everlasting sign, which
will not be destroyed." Is 55

O Lord, you have searched me and you
know me. You know when I sit and when
I rise; you perceive my thoughts from afar.
You discern my going out and my lying
down; you are familiar with all my ways.
Before a word is on my tongue you know
it completely, O Lord. You hem me in -
behind and before; you have laid your
hand upon me. Such knowledge is too
wonderful for me, too lofty for me to attain.

Where can I go from your Spirit? Where
can I flee from your presence? If I go up
to the heavens, you are there; if I make
my bed in the depths, you are there.

If I rise on the wings of the dawn,
if I settle on the far side of the sea,
even there your hand will guide me,
your right hand will hold me fast.

If I say, "Surely the darkness will hide
me and the light become night around
me," even the darkness will not be dark
to you; the night will shine like the day,
for darkness is as light to you. For you
created my inmost being; you knit me
together in my mother's womb. I praise
you because I am fearfully and wonderfully
made; your works are wonderful, I know
that full well. My frame was not hidden
from you when I was made in the secret
place. When I was woven together in the
depths of the earth, your eyes saw my
unformed body. All the days ordained
for me were written in your book before
one of them came to be.

How precious to me are your thoughts,
O God! How vast is the sum of them!
Were I to count them, they would
outnumber the grains of sand. When
I awake, I am still with you. Search me,
O God, and know my heart; test me
and know my anxious thoughts. See
if there is any offensive way in me,
and lead me in the way everlasting.
Ps 139

But indeed for this purpose I have raised you up,
that I may show My power in you, and that My
Name may be declared in all the earth. Ex 9:16

When I survey the wondrous cross
On which the Prince of Glory died,
My richest gain I count but loss,
And pour contempt on all my pride.

Were the whole realm of nature mine,
That were a present far too small:
Love so amazing, so divine,
Demands my soul, my life, my all.
- - Isaac Watts

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