A student in Belle, West Virginia, was suspended for three days for giving a classmate a cough drop. School principal Forest Mann reiterated the school's "zero-tolerance" policy...not to be confused with the "zero intelligence" policy...
Grading Wars by Roman Martinez Everyone knows Harvard students are smart. But are they all really that smart? One professor challenges the inflated status quo. http://www.boundless.org/2000/features/a0000400.html
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