Two young men who had just graduated from UNC were all excited and talking effusively as they got into a taxi in downtown Raleigh. After hearing them for a couple of minutes the cab driver asked, "You men UNC graduates?" "Yes Sir! Class of '06!" they answered proudly. The cab driver extended his hand back to shake their hand, saying, "Class of '85."
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Ballerinas are always standing on their toes. Why don't they just get taller ballerinas?
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1) French university students 2) Harvard or U.C.-Berkeley 3) Any accredited high school or middle school 4) Any Loggerheads & Pundits 5) Any and all persnickety individuals or nincompoops 6) Any Chapel Hill, NC Citizen unless same sends an offspring to Duke, NCSU, JSU, Villanova, MSU. or Florida State.
There once was a UNC grad that got a dirty old lamp for his birthday. He cleaned it up and POOF!--out popped a genie!
"I shall give you three wishes. You may have anything you like."
So the guys thinks for a minute and says, "I would like a billion dollars."
"You shall have it," and the genie grants him the wish. "Anything else?"
The guy thinks for a while. Then, "I would like a VW Bug with A/C, power locks, power windows, 10-disk changer, you know the works."
"Your wish is my command. What is your last wish?"
"Hmmm. I think I'll save it for a rainy day."
"OK, suit yourself," says the genie.
So the guy gets in his new VW and goes for a drive to show all his friends. He turns on the radio. There's a very familiar commercial on. The guy starts singing to it: "I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener."