A UNC student was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone in
Chapel Hill, NC when a local police cruiser pulled her over
and walked up to the car. The police officer happened to be
a UNC grad and she asked for the student's driver's license.
The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and
finally said to the policewoman "What does a driver's license
Irritated, the cop said "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!"
The driver frantically searched her purse again and found a
small rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She held it up
to her face and said, "Aha! This must be my driver's license"
and handed it to the policewoman.
The cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver
and said, "You're free to go. And, if I had known you were
a police officer too, we could have avoided all this hassle."