Read what you have time for below & save the residuum for a stormy/ blustery/dilatory interval while the charming/exquisite/vernal/ aestival season is bursting out all over. Our goal is to promote a non- threatening and productive office & university environment and to establish language that is gender- neutral, ethnic-neutral, and age- neutral while celebrating our spirit of diversity.
A UNC* sophomore calls Delta Airlines and asks, "Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from Raleigh to New York City?"
The agent replies, "Just a minute..."
"Thank you," the sophomore says, and hangs up.
________ *UNC is the University of North Carolina in Chapel Hill. Specializing in a wide range of degree programs including: B.A. A.H.F.(Advanced Hamburger Flipping), A.P.E., B.R.C. (Bar Room Conversations), etc. Institution was founded in 1898 for sons/daughters of local Chapel Still politicians that were unable to qualify for the more prestigious institutions of higher learning such as Duke, Wake Forest, and N.C. State.
"Life's greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved." Victor Hugo (1802 - 1885), Les Miserables, 1862