Match the words in the left-hand column with the correct definition in the right-hand column. The answer key is listed in "comments" just below.
1. auspicious - - A. To befuddle; mess up 2. lexicon - - B. To act sluggishly 3. celerity - - C. A wedding present 4. drumble - - D. Rapidity of motion 5. miscreant - - E. Marked by lucky signs or good omens 6. sloom - - F. To hang loosely; to bag 7. jargogle - - G. A vile wretch 8. parlous - - H. A dictionary 9. hednon - - I. Attended with peril; dangerous 10. paggle - - J. To doze (answers in "comments" section)
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WORD-MATCH ANSWER KEY
1. auspicious E. Marked by lucky signs or good omens 2. lexicon H. A dictionary 3. celerity D. Rapidity of motion 4. drumble B. To act sluggishly 5. miscreant G. A vile wretch 6. sloom J. To doze 7. jargogle A. To befuddle; mess up 8. parlous I. Attended with peril; dangerous 9. hednon C. A wedding present 10. paggle F. To hang loosely; to bag
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