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Riddles 3.9.6



1) I know a thousand faces,
and count the tailed heads,
feasting bright upon the eyes,
of many who have died.
wielding well a mighty power,
who hath but humble stature.
Masses fall upon their knees,
to scare behold my only side!

2) What is the beginning of eternity. The end of time and space.
The beginning of every end. And the end of every place?

3) Santiago is the capital of what country?

A) Belize
B) Bogota
C) Chile
D) San Marino


Answers are located in "Comments"





Comments:
ANSWERS TO RIDDLES:

1) A coin
2) The letter E.
3) Chile
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music was in great demand. As a result Berlin soon established the God Bless
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A luxury automatically becomes a necessity ---
when you find you can charge it.

If mankind profits from its mistakes, we have one
glorious future ahead of us!

On what do you BIAS your opinion?

Many college students look at college as a four year
loaf made out of daddy's dough.

A key chain is a wonderful gadget that allows us to
lose several keys at the same time.

If you want to forget all of your troubles, wear
tight shoes.

The honeymoon is really over when he telephones to say
he'll be home late for dinner, and she's already left
a note on the table saying it's in the refrigerator.



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As a schoolboy in Vincennes, Indiana, one of Red Skelton's teachers
explained the words and meaning of the Pledge of Allegiance to his class.
Skelton later wrote down, and eventually recorded, his recollection of this
lecture to which you are now listening. It is followed by observations of
his own.

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"In sincerity and truth, let us then rest humbly in
the hope, authorized by the Divine teachings,
that the united cry of the nation will be heard
on high, and answered with blessings, no less
the pardon of our national sins..."
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It was a great day for a high school football game - and I was one the
sidelines, helping out our local team. Meanwhile, my 12-year-old son was
playing a pickup game of football on a nearby field. I was surprised to see
him heading my way, holding his arm, and then, obviously wincing with pain.
He'd been tackled and had fallen on his arm. It was so badly broken that the
bone was protruding from his skin. So we rushed him to the emergency room
where I had some of the more agonizing moments of my life, as I watched the
doctor struggle to set my son's multiple fracture. I'll tell you, Doug was a
tough boy, but he was in great and obvious agony. It might as well have been
me the doctor was working on.

As a father, it really hurts to watch the son you love suffer - a
feeling God knows all too well, and on a level I could never comprehend.
Because His one and only Son Jesus went through unbearable agony, dying an
excruciating death on a cross. He wasn't crucified for things He had done.
He died for things I have done ... even things you have done. In the Bible's
words, "Christ died for our sins" (1 Corinthians 15:3).

The Bible records the reaction of the Father as His Son bore all the
pain, not only of death by crucifixion, but of all the hell of all the sin
of all the human race. In Matthew 27:46, our word for today from the Word of
God, Jesus cries out these words from the cross: "My God, my God, why have
You forsaken Me?" In this moment of unspeakable agony, God the Father has
turned His back on God the Son.

Why? Because the Father couldn't stand to see His Son suffer this
way?No. The answer to Jesus' question is in something we learn about God in
Habakkuk 1:13 - "Your eyes are too pure to look on evil." That's what was
going on in that unthinkable moment when God the Father turned away from His
suffering Son. Jesus was carrying every evil thing I've ever done - every
sin every person has committed from the beginning of time. In the words of
the Bible, Jesus "bore our sins in His body on the tree" (1 Peter 2:24). God
is holy, unable to even look at sin, even when it's His one and only Son
that is carrying it.

So God turned His back on His Son so He would never have to turn His
back on you. That's His amazing love. If you think somehow you'll be able to
make it to God any way other than totally trusting in His Son, look at that
cross. If God turned His back on His own Son when He had your sin, what hope
can you possibly have if you leave this life still carrying the sins of your
life unforgiven? Your religion, your Christianity, your goodness can't
possibly get you into heaven. Only Jesus can do that. Only Jesus died to do
that. Your only hope is what He did on the cross for you.

So you have nothing more important to think about other than this.
"Has there ever been a time when I consciously gave myself to Jesus,
believing that He - and He alone - can forgive my sin, make me right with
God, and take me to heaven?" If not, let this be the day when you finally
act on the total sacrifice Jesus became for you. If you're ready to finally
belong to this One who is your only hope, then I'd like to send you my
booklet about beginning your personal relationship with Him. It's called
"Yours For Life." Just let me know you want it.

On the day you stand before the Father, He will want to know one
thing - "What did you do with My Son?" And you can point to this day as the
day you said, "Son of God, I'm Yours!" Ron Hutchcraft



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SWonderful

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Arrivederci Roma

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Bolero

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Sleepy Lagoon

My Foolish Heart

Lisbon Antigua

La Mer

April in Portugal

Because of You

Poor People of Paris

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That's for Me

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My Foolish Heart

Don't Know Much

I WALK THE LINE

EL PASO

TENNESSEE WALTZ

STAND BY YOUR MAN

Close To You

Rainy Days & Mondays

Sing A Song

Yesterday Once More

We've Only Just Begun

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Only You

As Time Goes By

As Time Goes By II

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After Loving

San Francisco

Stranger In Paradise

Mrs. Howdy

Rags To Riches

The Good Life

Hello Dolly

All Of Me

Thank Heaven For Little Girls

Beyond The Sea

Everybody Loves

Return To Me

That's Amore

Autumn Leaves

Love Me With All Your Heart

If I Give My Heart To You

Autumn Leaves II

Autumn Leaves III

See The USA

My Prayer

You Always Hurt

Take Me Out To The Ballgame

Love Me Tender

Its Now Or Never

Old Shep

Dont Be Cruel

When I Fall In Love

When I Fall In Love II

When I Fall In Love III

A Fool Such As I

You'll Never Know

Fascination

I'm Yours

Wish You Were Here

Lady Of Spain

CanadianSunset

It's Magic

Secret Love

This Magic Moment

My Prayer

Twilight Time

Great Pretender

Harbor Lights

Little Darlin'

Wanted

No Other Love

Magic Moments

Till The End Of Time

Dont Let The Stars

Overture - Barber of Seville

Back In The Saddle

You Always Hurt

When I Fall

When A Man

True Love

Sincerely

Sweetheart

In The Mood

A Taste Of Honey

The Lonely Bull

Lollipops And Roses

This Guys In Love With You

What Now My Love

Three Coins In The Fountain

You've Gotta Have Heart

HeartOfMyHeart

Stranger In Paradise II

Love Is...

Unforgettable

Georgia On My Mind

Sentimental Over You

Thanks For The Memories

Too Young

Because

Never On Sunday

Yellow Rose Of Texas

Windy

My Little Corner

Speak Low

Moments To Remember

HernandosHideaway

Be My Love

Embassy Waltz

Misty

A Certain Smile

Chances Are

Not For Me To Say

Stranger On The Shore

I'll Be Seeing You

Cherry Pink

Downtown

Moonlight Serenade

Last Date

Naughty Lady

Til I Kissed You

All I Have To Do Is Dream

Dixie Land Band

Ghost Riders In The Sky

The Happy Wanderer

Lollipops

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Band Of Gold

Auld Lang Syne

The Wayward Wind

P.S. I Love You

Harbor Lights

Ebb Tide

Lime Light

Green Door

My Heart Cries

Down Yonder

Silvana Mangano Anna

Does Your Chewing Gum?

Grand Night For Singing

Purple People Eater

Orange Blossom Special

I'll Get By

'Til Then

Katie At UNC

Love Letters

As Time Goes By

Cheek To Cheek

Mission Impossible

The Way You Look Tonight

Frenesi

Glad To Be An American

Battle Hymn Of The Republic

How Great Thou Art

Have Thine Own Way

Beyond The Sunset

Amazing Grace

He's Got The Whole World

Peace In The Valley

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Stars & Stripes Forever

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Which Doctor?

Wonderful! Wonderful!

Misty

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Dick VanDyke

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Father Knows Best

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Howdy

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Raw Hide

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Secret Agent

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* * * Four Important Things To KNOW: #1) For ALL (Americans, Muslims, Jews, Catholics, Hindus, Buddhist, Asians, Presbyterians, Europeans, Baptist, Brazilians, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc.) have sinned & fall short of the glory of God. #2) For the wages of above (see #1) are DEATH (Hell, eternal separation from God, & damnation) but the Gift (free & at no charge to you) of God (Creator, Jehovah, & Trinity) is Eternal Life (Heaven) through (in union with) Jesus Christ (God, Lord, 2nd Person of The Trinity, Messiah, Prince of Peace & Savior of the World). #3) For God so greatly loved & dearly prized the world (Americans, Muslims, Jews, Catholics, Hindus, Buddhist, Asians, Presbyterians, Europeans, Baptist, Brazilians, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc.) that He even gave up His only begotten (unique) Son, that whosoever (anyone, anywhere, anytime - while still living) believes (trust in, relies on, clings to, depends completely on) Him shall have eternal (everlasting) life (heaven). #4) Jesus said: "I am THE WAY, THE TRUTH, & THE LIFE. No one (male/female - American, Muslim, Jew, Catholic, Hindu, Buddhist, Asian, Presbyterian, European, Baptist, Brazilian, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc. ) comes (arrives) to the Father (with GOD in Heaven) EXCEPT BY (through) ME (no other name). *** This wonderful loving GOD gives you the choice - - - (Rev. 3:20) {Please note that church membership, baptism, doing good things, etc. are not requirements for becoming a Christian - however they are great afterwards!!!} *** Jesus said, "Wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction (Hell, damnation, eternal punishment), and many enter through it. But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life (Heaven, eternal happiness, forever with God), and only a few find it.


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But these are written so that you may
believe that Jesus is the Messiah, the
Son of God, and that by believing in
Him you will have life. Jn 20:31

Seek the Lord while He may be found;
call on Him while He is near. Let the
wicked forsake his way and the evil
man his thoughts. Let him turn to the
Lord, and He will have mercy on him,
and to our God, for He will freely
pardon. "For My thoughts are not
your thoughts, neither are your ways
My ways," declares the Lord. "As the
heavens are higher than the earth, so
are My ways higher than your ways
and My thoughts than your thoughts.
As the rain and the snow come down
from heaven, and do not return to it
without watering the earth and making
it bud and flourish, so that it yields seed
for the sower and bread for the eater,
so is My word that goes out from My
mouth: It will not return to Me empty,
but will accomplish what I desire and
achieve the purpose for which I sent it.
You will go out in joy and be led forth
in peace; the mountains and hills will
burst into song before you, and all the
trees of the field will clap their hands.
Instead of the thornbush will grow the
pine tree, and instead of briers the myrtle
will grow. This will be for the Lord's
renown, for an everlasting sign, which
will not be destroyed." Is 55

O Lord, you have searched me and you
know me. You know when I sit and when
I rise; you perceive my thoughts from afar.
You discern my going out and my lying
down; you are familiar with all my ways.
Before a word is on my tongue you know
it completely, O Lord. You hem me in -
behind and before; you have laid your
hand upon me. Such knowledge is too
wonderful for me, too lofty for me to attain.

Where can I go from your Spirit? Where
can I flee from your presence? If I go up
to the heavens, you are there; if I make
my bed in the depths, you are there.

If I rise on the wings of the dawn,
if I settle on the far side of the sea,
even there your hand will guide me,
your right hand will hold me fast.

If I say, "Surely the darkness will hide
me and the light become night around
me," even the darkness will not be dark
to you; the night will shine like the day,
for darkness is as light to you. For you
created my inmost being; you knit me
together in my mother's womb. I praise
you because I am fearfully and wonderfully
made; your works are wonderful, I know
that full well. My frame was not hidden
from you when I was made in the secret
place. When I was woven together in the
depths of the earth, your eyes saw my
unformed body. All the days ordained
for me were written in your book before
one of them came to be.

How precious to me are your thoughts,
O God! How vast is the sum of them!
Were I to count them, they would
outnumber the grains of sand. When
I awake, I am still with you. Search me,
O God, and know my heart; test me
and know my anxious thoughts. See
if there is any offensive way in me,
and lead me in the way everlasting.
Ps 139

But indeed for this purpose I have raised you up,
that I may show My power in you, and that My
Name may be declared in all the earth. Ex 9:16


When I survey the wondrous cross
On which the Prince of Glory died,
My richest gain I count but loss,
And pour contempt on all my pride.

Were the whole realm of nature mine,
That were a present far too small:
Love so amazing, so divine,
Demands my soul, my life, my all.
- - Isaac Watts


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