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1. Open a new file in your PC.
2. Name it "Housework."
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN
5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you
want to delete Housework permanently?"
6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse
button firmly....
7. Feel better?
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On the other hand, you have different fingers.
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Dear Howdy,

What you provide each week most do not understand. The joy to be able
to read an email that does not need work, that are not work related and
provide an uplift for all that read are what everyone need to keep them
ready to do the work that they are needed to to.

Thank you for helping me to laf at myself, at others and with others due
to seeing into all that we read as something that may have happened to
them, or ourselves once back in the webs of our inner brain.

Have a great day.
Richard Miller
University of Alaska
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Hi Howdy,

My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole
package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Some-
times she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.

Steven Wright
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A Lady libertarian wrote a lot of letters to the WhiteHouse
complaining about the treatment of a captive insurgent (terrorist)
being held in
Guantanamo Bay. She received the following reply:

The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, D.C. 20016

Dear Concerned Citizen,

Thank you for your recent letter roundly criticizing our treatment of
the Taliban and Al Quaeda detainee scurrently being held at
Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.

Our administration takes these matters seriously and your opinion was
heard loud and clear here in Washington. You'll be pleased to learn
that, thanks to the concerns of citizens like yourself, we are
creating a new division of the Terrorist Retraining Program, to be
called the "Liberals Accept responsibility for Killers" program, or
LARK for short.

In accordance with the guidelines of this new program, we have
decided to place one terrorist under your personal care. Your
personal detainee has been selected and scheduled for transportation
under heavily armed guard to your residence next Monday.

Ali Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud (you can just call him Ahmed) is to be
cared for pursuant to the standards you personally demanded in your
letter of complaint.
It will likely be necessary for you to hire some assistant caretakers.

We will conduct weekly inspections to ensure that your standards of
care for Ahmed are commensurate with those you so strongly
recommended in your letter.

Although Ahmed is a sociopath and extremely violent, we hope that
your sensitivity to what you described as his "attitudinal problem"
will help him overcome these
character flaws. Perhaps you are correct in describing these problems
as mere cultural differences! We understand that you plan to offer
counseling and home schooling.

Your adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in hand-to-hand combat
and can extinguish human life with such simple items as a pencil or
nail clippers. We
advise that you not to ask him to demonstrate these skills at your
next yoga group. He is also an expert at making a wide variety of
explosive devices from
common household products, so you may wish to keep those items locked
up, unless (in your opinion) this might offend him.

Ahmed will not wish to interact with you or your daughters (except
sexually), since he views females as a subhuman form of property.
This is a particularly sensitive subject for him and he has been
known to show violent tendencies around women who fail to comply with
the new dress code that he will recommend as more appropriate attire.
I'm sure you will come to enjoy the anonymity offered by the burka --
over time.

Just remember that it is all part of "respecting his culture and his
religious beliefs" -- wasn't that how you put it?

Thanks again for your letter. We truly appreciate it when folks like
you keep us informed of the proper way to do our job. You take good
care of Ahmed - and
remember...we'll be watching.
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It was a sweltering August day when the Cohen
brothers entered the posh Dearborn, Michigan
offices of Henry Ford, the car maker.
"Mr.Ford," announced Norman Cohen, the eldest
of the three. "We have a remarkable invention that
will revolutionize the automobile industry."
Ford looked skeptical, but their threat to offer it to
the competition kept his interest piqued.
"We would like to demonstrate it to you in person."
After a little cajoling, they brought Mr. Ford outside
and asked him to enter a black automobile parked in
front of the building. Hyman Cohen, the middle
brother, opened the door of the car. "Please step
inside, Mr. Ford."
"What." shouted the tycoon, "Are you crazy? It must
be two hundred degrees in that car."
"It is," smiled the youngest brother, Maxwell, "but sit
down Mr. Ford, and push the white button."
Intrigued, Ford pushed the button. All of a sudden a
whoosh of freezing air started blowing from vents all
around the car, and within seconds the automobile
was not only comfortable, it was quite cool.
"This is amazing," exclaimed Ford. "How much do
you want for the patent?"
Norman spoke up, "The price is one million dollars."
Then he paused. There is something else. The name
'Cohen Brothers Air-conditioning' must be stamped
right next to the Ford logo."
"Money is no problem," retorted Ford, "but no way
will I have another last name next to my logo on my
They haggled back and forth for a while and finally
they settled. Five million dollars, but the Cohens' last
name would be left off. However, the first names of
the Cohen brothers would be forever emblazoned
upon the console of every Ford air conditioning
And that is why, even today, whenever you enter a
Ford vehicle, you will see those three names clearly
printed on the air conditioning control panel:
Norm, Hi and Max.
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But these are written so that you may
believe that Jesus is the Messiah, the
Son of God, and that by believing in
Him you will have life. Jn 20:31

Seek the Lord while He may be found;
call on Him while He is near. Let the
wicked forsake his way and the evil
man his thoughts. Let him turn to the
Lord, and He will have mercy on him,
and to our God, for He will freely
pardon. "For My thoughts are not
your thoughts, neither are your ways
My ways," declares the Lord. "As the
heavens are higher than the earth, so
are My ways higher than your ways
and My thoughts than your thoughts.
As the rain and the snow come down
from heaven, and do not return to it
without watering the earth and making
it bud and flourish, so that it yields seed
for the sower and bread for the eater,
so is My word that goes out from My
mouth: It will not return to Me empty,
but will accomplish what I desire and
achieve the purpose for which I sent it.
You will go out in joy and be led forth
in peace; the mountains and hills will
burst into song before you, and all the
trees of the field will clap their hands.
Instead of the thornbush will grow the
pine tree, and instead of briers the myrtle
will grow. This will be for the Lord's
renown, for an everlasting sign, which
will not be destroyed." Is 55

O Lord, you have searched me and you
know me. You know when I sit and when
I rise; you perceive my thoughts from afar.
You discern my going out and my lying
down; you are familiar with all my ways.
Before a word is on my tongue you know
it completely, O Lord. You hem me in -
behind and before; you have laid your
hand upon me. Such knowledge is too
wonderful for me, too lofty for me to attain.

Where can I go from your Spirit? Where
can I flee from your presence? If I go up
to the heavens, you are there; if I make
my bed in the depths, you are there.

If I rise on the wings of the dawn,
if I settle on the far side of the sea,
even there your hand will guide me,
your right hand will hold me fast.

If I say, "Surely the darkness will hide
me and the light become night around
me," even the darkness will not be dark
to you; the night will shine like the day,
for darkness is as light to you. For you
created my inmost being; you knit me
together in my mother's womb. I praise
you because I am fearfully and wonderfully
made; your works are wonderful, I know
that full well. My frame was not hidden
from you when I was made in the secret
place. When I was woven together in the
depths of the earth, your eyes saw my
unformed body. All the days ordained
for me were written in your book before
one of them came to be.

How precious to me are your thoughts,
O God! How vast is the sum of them!
Were I to count them, they would
outnumber the grains of sand. When
I awake, I am still with you. Search me,
O God, and know my heart; test me
and know my anxious thoughts. See
if there is any offensive way in me,
and lead me in the way everlasting.
Ps 139

But indeed for this purpose I have raised you up,
that I may show My power in you, and that My
Name may be declared in all the earth. Ex 9:16

When I survey the wondrous cross
On which the Prince of Glory died,
My richest gain I count but loss,
And pour contempt on all my pride.

Were the whole realm of nature mine,
That were a present far too small:
Love so amazing, so divine,
Demands my soul, my life, my all.
- - Isaac Watts

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