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The story's headline in The New York Times makes clear who was the designated declaimer of the day:
IMMENSE NUMBERS OF VISITORS Oration By Hon. Edward Everett Speeches of President Lincoln, Mr. Seward and Governor Seymour
What happened at Gettysburg was that with 272 fateful words and but 10 sentences, Abraham Lincoln articulated "a new birth of freedom." In three minutes, a weary President gave a young nation a voice to sing of itself.
The IRS Form 1040 EZ contains 418 words and the back of a Lay's Potato Chips 401. In the brief compass of 272 words, President Lincoln transformed a gruesome battle into the raison d'etre of a truly United States that for the first time in its history became a union. Before Lincoln, people used "the United States" as a plural: "The United States are . . . ." Ever after it would be "The United States is . . . ."
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