Q: Why did the UNC* sophomore stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.
________ *UNC is the University of North Carolina in Chapel Hill. Specializing in a wide range of degree programs including: B.A. A.H.F.(Advanced Hamburger Flipping), A.P.E., B.R.C. (Bar Room Conversations), etc. Institution was founded in 1898 for sons/daughters of local Chapel Still politicians that were unable to qualify for the more prestigious institutions of higher learning such as Duke, Wake Forest, and N.C. State.
"You will be My witnesses in Jerusalem, in all Judea and Samaria, and to the ends of the earth." (Acts 1:8b)
It is a profound thought indeed to ponder the fact that every person I meet today eventually will be in heaven or hell. It was this sobering thought that led John R. Mott, a missionary statesman of the last century, to say, " The Scriptures teach that if men are to be saved they must be saved through Christ. . .To have the knowledge of Christ is to incur a responsibility to everyone who has not." --W. Ross Rainey, in " Choice Gleanings Devotional Calendar," Port Colborne, ON: Gospel Folio Press, 2003