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A guy was trying to teach his UNC girlfriend how to play golf and figured that the best place to start was the driving range. Upon arrival, the UNC coed sees a sign that says the golf balls rent by the bucket..large $4.50, medium $3.00 and small $1.50. She turned to her boyfriend and said "How can you tell the large balls from the small balls, they all look the same size to me".
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