Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands.... When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset.
"You're running around with other women," she told her mate. "Eve, honey, you're being unreasonable," Adam responded. "You know you're the only woman on earth." The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by a strange pain in the chest. It was his darling Eve poking him rather vigorously about the torso.
Howdy says: "FORWARD TO FRIENDS & YOUR MAMA!" First Published In Last Century - July 26,1997 Thought For The OPEN Mind - Humor From American Culture
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"It is the duty of nations, as well as of men, to own their dependence upon the overruling power of God and to recognize the sublime truth announced in the Holy Scriptures and proven by all history, that those nations only are blessed whose God is the Lord." --Abraham Lincoln
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TRIVIA:
FLAG ETIQUETTE
The flag of the United States should be flown daily from sunrise to sunset in good weather from public buildings, schools, permanent staffs, and in or near polling places on election days. The flag may be displayed 24 hours a day on patriotic holidays or if properly illuminated.
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The flag should always be flown on national and state holi- days and on those occasions proclaimed by the President. On Memorial Day, the flag should be half staffed until noon.
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The flag should never touch anything beneath it, nor should it ever be carried flat or horizontally.
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MORE FLAG FACTS
$51.7 million: The dollar value of U.S. imports of American flags in 2001; just over half of this amount ($29.7 million) was for U.S. flags made in China. The bulk of these flags was imported in October, the first full month following Sept. 11, when $34.8 million worth were brought into the country. ***
$511,000: Dollar value of exports of U.S. flags in 2001. Mexico was the leading customer, purchasing $162,900 worth.
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Besides the Fourth, other days the flag should be flown include: New Year's Day, Inauguration Day, Lincoln's Birthday, Washington's Birthday, Armed Forces Day, Memorial Day (half-staff until noon), Flag Day, Columbus Day, Navy Day and Veterans Day
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"Freedom has its life in the hearts, the actions, the spirit of men and so it must be daily earned and refreshed - else like a flower cut from its life-giving roots, it will wither and die."
ANSWER: Dwight D. Eisenhower (1890-1969), U.S. President and Five-Star General.
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If you then, though you are evil, know how to give good gifts to our children, how much more will your Father in heaven give the Holy Spirit to those who ask for Him. --Luke 11
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If you stop believing what your professor told you had to be true and if you start thinking for yourself you may come to some conclusions you hadn't expected. You may find the Bible makes more sense than you thought or were told to think. Allow yourself to be ruined, ruined with regard to what you always thought could be true. Can you believe what you don't understand?You and I believe everyday what we don't understand unless it comes to the issue to salvation. Dr. Woodrow Kroll
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WHY COLLEGE WOMEN AREN'T READY TO MARRY
The culture gives lots of reasons young women shouldn't marry. But are they the real reasons?
Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true, Doc?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it, don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
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*Bear with each other and forgive whatever grievances you may have against one another. Forgive as the Lord forgave you. --Colossians 3