Women think they already know everything, but wait...training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:
1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before 2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits 3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits 4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game 5. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire 6. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up 7. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To 8. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have 9. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice 10. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together 11. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both 12. TV Remotes: For Men Only
I've sure gotten old. I've had 2 By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees. Fought prostate cancer, and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation, hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.
Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends. But.....Thank goodness, I still have my Florida driver's license and can punch most chads!