Two UNC students touring the Sahara was dressed in bathing suits. A Bedouin gazed at them in amazement. "We're going swimming," said the students. "But the ocean is eight hundred miles away," the Arab gentleman informed them.
"Eight hundred miles!" the students exclaimed each with a huge smile. "Boy, what a beach!"
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I'm not saying our new UNC grad receptionist is dumb, but this is how she filled out her insurance forms:
Date of Birth: January 12, 1978 Weight: 6 pounds, 10 ounces Height: 20 inches
Dear Chris, UNC doesn't have a bad reputation but we are trying to CREATE one for them in the same manner that much of the liberal press & their 'lap dogs' in the educational establishment (some teachers & professors) attempt to trash all that is 'dear & sacred' to our American culture or heritage. Who would have thought fifty years ago that it would become wrong in America (according to today's liberals) to support the boy scouts but O.K. to pull 95% of a full term baby out of his/her mother's womb and brutally kill the child or that it's great to have pornography on public library computer screens but wrong to have a Bible/Christian literature on their shelves?
UNC is a great school & a number of my friends attended that fine institution. Where 'T & H' differs from the narrow minded bigoted liberals - whether it be Clinton, Gore, Kerry, NBC, CBS, CNN, ABC or the Ted's - is that we satirize in fun not hate. Go Wolfpack... Happy Almost Spring, Howdy
"It is the duty of nations, as well as of men, to own their dependence upon the overruling power of God and to recognize the sublime truth announced in the Holy Scriptures and proven by all history, that those nations only are blessed whose God is the Lord." --Abraham Lincoln
Dear Howdy, Indeed I am a faithful Tarheel*, having both MA and Ph.D. from their fine chemistry department. But that doesn't keep me from getting a great kick out of the humor propogated by what appears to me to be a pack of wolves!!**
SERIOUSLY, THE HUMOR IS GREAT FUN BUT MY MAIN ATTRACTION WAS TO THE CONSERVATIVE MORAL AND POLITICAL STANCE THAT SEEMED TO CHARACTERIZE THE FIRST ISSUE I SAW. INCIDENTALLY (HE SAYS ACCIDENTALLY!), it was sent to me by a friend, so I really didn't "hear about you" at all, and still haven't. All I know is what has come in the two issues of the Newsletter I have seen. The best to you. S. P.