Q: What is a computer's first sign of old age? A: Loss of memory. Q: What does a baby computer call his father? A: Data. Q: What is an astronaut's favourite key on a computer keyboard? A: The space bar.
Q: What happened when the computer fell on the floor? A: It slipped a disk. Q: Why was there a bug in the computer? A: It was looking for a byte to eat. Q: What is a computer virus? A: A terminal illness. Q: How did the mouse get out of the Russian Cathedral? A: He clicked on an icon and opened a window.
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I used to think I was poor.
Then they told me I wasn't poor, I was needy.
Then they told me it was self-defeating to think of myself as needy. I was deprived.
Then they told me that it was bad for my ego to think of myself as deprived, I was really underprivileged.
Then they told me that underprivileged was overused. I was disadvantaged.
I still don't have a dime. But I have a great vocabulary.